Chat Classics

Matreox Zenovka: lol
Matreox Zenovka: lube makes everything better
Matreox Zenovka: apart from pasta
Ambrose Foxx [ATeam]: oh hell
Wayno Reynolds [ABS]: Well ive been good at it
Ambrose Foxx [ATeam]: ok, I'm off, have school tomorrow
Matreox Zenovka: see you
Yumm Lightyear [ABS]: Warning: Don't lube your pasta
jerry stubbings [ABS]: c ya dude
texhomeboy 1 [AoI]: )
jerry stubbings [ABS]: lmao
Matreox Zenovka: Lube your pasta, it will slide right out the other end

Ambrose Foxx [ATeam]: You have earned a 10385 credit bounty by killing Cyler's penis .
Ambrose Foxx [ATeam]: hard kill there
Terra Ventus has entered the channel

Hoploa Wington [ATeam]: Wow didnt even know cyler had one
Ambrose Foxx [ATeam]: lol

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Lors Steingreun [AoI] : lol
Richard Ramirez [TYRNT] : waves back lol
EVA Destruction [ATeam] : Lmao
Lors Steingreun [AoI] : You move fast
Lors Steingreun [AoI] : damn
Richard Ramirez [TYRNT] : You have earned 38 XP by destroying Crash Override's ship
Crash Override [EXO] : And I go boom
Crash Override [EXO] : waves to rr

Chris B. [=CW=]: My ipod is uncallibrated
Taanz : Chris. Stand up and walk to the closest wall.
Chris B. [=CW=]: Lol
Taanz : Lean back and slam your head against it a few times. Force a hard reboot
EVA Destruction [ATeam]: Taanz I like the way you think
Ambrose Foxx [ATeam]: lol Taanz
Taanz : Works for me all the time xD
T C: Chris. Your ipod has been pwned by ATeam
Ambrose Foxx [ATeam]: lol TC
EVA Destruction [ATeam]: Haha
Chris B. [=CW=]: X(

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dR. WhItEfAcE: Apparently, Paul stops work every time you speak, that's why its late
Stilez [ATeam] : Now I've got that answer...I'll be off again
Stilez [ATeam] : Hope it comes out soon
Stilez [ATeam] : lol
Rayjan Deja [RCLMR] : At the corner
dR. WhItEfAcE: Which nicely brings us back to here
Stilez [ATeam] : Roundabout
James Beswick [PS] : Probably a circle
Stilez [ATeam] : lol the corner must be big
James Beswick [PS] : Some corner
James Beswick [PS] : lol
dR. WhItEfAcE: It's just round the corner, as normal
James Beswick [PS] :
Stilez [ATeam] : App update
James Beswick [PS] : Update?
Stilez [ATeam] : Back for 1 sec, whens new update coming out?

Death Toll [ATeam]:Colony destroyed!
Ambrose Foxx [ATeam]: Theres no way you hit that and popped it DT
Ambrose Foxx [ATeam]: DEATH! you popped mine!
Rodney Lindsay [ATeam]: Lol
Stilez [ATeam]: LMFAO
Stilez [ATeam]: Death....
Death Toll [ATeam]: Oh crap
At Large [ATeam]: loooool
Stilez [ATeam]: no comment lol
Death Toll [ATeam]: Lol you said V
Hoploa Wington [ATeam]: Roflmao
Death Toll [ATeam]: There was only one there
Ambrose Foxx [ATeam]: Don't shoot ATeam cols!
Death Toll [ATeam]: O_O

LMAO... Thanks AL. That laugh made my day

Stilez [ATeam]: I'm sad
Galaxyhunter Sojourner [ATeam]: Watsumatter
Stilez [ATeam]: No one stays and fights
Ambrose Foxx [ATeam]: he has Ray's illness
Ambrose Foxx [ATeam]: noonewantstoduelaphrenia
Galaxyhunter Sojourner [ATeam]: Lmao

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Helio Solis [ATeam] : Funny, if volunteer no age limit problem is when kid gets laid
Stilez [ATeam] : Im working now
Jedi Jackian [DkCru] : Other than your work contract
Stilez [ATeam] : Maturity and Paul having confidence you won't do somethin idiotic
heavy hitter78: I been working since I was 13.
Jedi Jackian [DkCru] : But you can't enter into legally binding agreements
Helio Solis [ATeam] : And volunteer at any age
Jedi Jackian [DkCru] : You can work at 16 here
heavy hitter78: Same here
Helio Solis [ATeam] : You can work at 14 and half in my state
Rayjan Deja [ATeam] : I think it's more of a responsibility thing tbh

Hcout Dopi: Jedi, because u scare them away
Jedi Jackian [DkCru]:
Jedi Jackian [DkCru]: No I don't
steve austin [ATeam]: Who would stay with all this hostility
Jedi Jackian [DkCru]: I never shoot newbs
Jedi Jackian [DkCru]: In fact, I give them free credits
Hcout Dopi: ur api talk, etc. scare new player away
King of Crashes [ATeam]: If Jedi goes bye bye for a few days more noobs will come
Jedi Jackian [DkCru]: lol
Dont ShootMe [ATeam]:
Dont ShootMe [ATeam]: Chat classic.
Lors Steingreun [AoI]: tech them to death
Jedi Jackian [DkCru]: Hcout: It's ok, I have a new channel now for talking to myself

Rayjan Deja [ATeam]: I sure have some sucky teammates in this game.
merhione granger [ATeam]: gee thanks ray
Rayjan Deja [ATeam]: Halo Reach
Crash Override [ATeam]: Like who
Rayjan Deja [ATeam]: Sorry lol
Ambrose Foxx [ATeam]: ahh lmao Ray

Ambrose Foxx [ATeam]: Leviathan (Size: Large/ Rank: Elite A2) - Hull Strength: 1000, Power: 680, Engineering Capacity: 3000, Cargo Capacity: 5000, Fuel Capacity: 3000, Weapon Slots: 7x Large
Zear Hills [ATeam]: Wow, so basically a Skat with Cargo?
Ambrose Foxx [ATeam]: no you smartass
Hoploa Wington has entered the channel
Zear Hills [ATeam]: Better than Skat? Crap Thats good!

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Lors Steingreun [AoI] : I give up ... seriously
Lors Steingreun [AoI] : god...
Toyota974 ....: Yes it will be late ?
Toyota974 ....: Is oe run by a company or is it independent
Lors Steingreun [AoI] : ...
Lors Steingreun [AoI] : Think that...over Toy
Toyota974 ....: Will carrier be late now
Lors Steingreun [AoI] : No carriers

Phil McCrackin [ATeam]: Still no small torps BP on market?
At Large [ATeam]: old style
At Large [ATeam]: Max damage 8
Phil McCrackin [ATeam]: Might as well get out of the ship and piss on them with that damage
At Large [ATeam]: looooool

Blue Balls [Venom]: funny i havent seen anyone in 2 weeks even in off game chats , just wondering
Strong Bad [DoW]: Venom bb?
Blue Balls [Venom]: yes sir that is i
Strong Bad [DoW]: Hmm
Blue Balls [Venom]: huh ?
Strong Bad [DoW]: Grats on the tag sir
Blue Balls [Venom]: the old one was rusty
Strong Bad [DoW]: Didn't know you did charities... Jk
Lors Steingreun [AoI]: o.0
Blue Balls [Venom]: hey be nice or ill shot you
Strong Bad [DoW]: Ok, sorry sir

Galaxy Sojourner [ATeam]: Ok, who r u Zear?
Zear Hills [ATeam]: lol what? you haven't seen me before?
Galaxyhunter Sojourner [ATeam]: I don't think so
Galaxyhunter Sojourner [ATeam]: Refresh my memory
Zear Hills [ATeam]: I could've sworn we have met before...hmmm oh well. I am Zear Hills, a Major of ATeam. My alt is Terra Ventus, a Corporal
Ambrose Foxx [ATeam]: lol,
Ambrose Foxx [ATeam]: thats like saying you dont know Death Toll, Sojo lol
Zear Hills [ATeam]: too formal?
Ambrose Foxx [ATeam]: a bit

thoth amon [AoI]: Has anybody heard of a vagazzle
Wayno Reynolds [ABS]: Thats when she straps up isnt it
Sunshine Infinity [PS]: runs to bed
Ambrose Foxx [ATeam]: isnt that in a south park episode? Cartman eats it to get into NASCAR or something
Sunshine Infinity [PS]: so thats what happends around here when im not arouns
thoth amon [AoI]: Apparently according to the dumb women on satellite it's the art of decorating a ladies downstairs dept
Ambrose Foxx [ATeam]: lmfao!!!!!!
thoth amon [AoI]: The big question is why
Ambrose Foxx [ATeam]: lmao
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Ambrose Foxx [ATeam]: why isnt Wayno commenting here?
DJsyphon 622 [PS]: He's busy vagazzling himself
thoth amon [AoI]: Probably hard at work

ROLFMAO!!! Ty for that

Joe Corr: $60 for a full tank. Thats some good MPG.

Doc Con [ATeam]: Hit list
Death Toll [ATeam]: Oh crap
Death Toll [ATeam]: Who's hit list?
Proteus Heaton [ATeam]: ITs
Doc Con [ATeam]: Proteus's Blacklist
Zear Hills Logged In

Death Toll [ATeam]: WtH is IT?
Death Toll [ATeam]: Ohh nvm lol
Death Toll [ATeam]: looks for PH cols
Proteus Heaton [ATeam]: Its alright I only have a few past flag
Doc Con [ATeam]: You know Death wil shoot your colonies, He's done it b4...
Death Toll [ATeam]: LMAO!
Proteus Heaton [ATeam]: LMAOOOO!
Death Toll [ATeam]: He told me to bomb the cols... He didn't say only his was there!

Greg Shard [OPS]: You can tell this games big when you don't see anyone for days and you not even in a deserted area
Dondon Nodnod [DoW]: People are all over watching you through the windows of the space stations.
Greg Shard [OPS]: So I guess every colony has a telescope too.
Dondon Nodnod [DoW]: Not all, but some I think...

Hcout Dopi: u can only fly one ship at any one time
Hcout Dopi: so no fleet
halo reach: Oh...but I have an assault craft and I don't know what to do with it!
Hcout Dopi: donate to salvation navy
Hcout Dopi: oops, i meant salvation army
halo reach: How do I do that?

Lol

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Proteus Heaton: IWSP is now Phutty Studio Points apparently
Proteus Heaton: PSP Lol
Kronos : LMAO first chat classic where do i put this
Proteus Heaton: I'm going to start up a mine and a refinery as soon as I can.
Proteus Heaton: LOL ATeam forum
Kronos : oh wait... PSP is playstation... thought it was the drug lol

Larceny AtLarge [SWAT]: i think my shit moves better with this tag
Larceny AtLarge [SWAT]: ship*