Letters From Auralin

I found some letters in an old locker in Auralin thought you all might want to read them. I'll post one a day here so you won't have to read too much at a time. This a goofy serial novel in character to tease everyone, any similarity to any "real" or "fictional" character or circumstances is entirely unintended and in fact there is no allegation that these statements represent the views of anyone real or fictional or represent any real or fictional happenings.

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13/7/2010
To: merhione granger
From: Ruptia Yuhall

Hey My-Heiney Grunger,

Haha I'm funny. I left my flight suit in that flea ridden rat trap you call Auralin. Since we took that disgusting station from you the help keeps losing my stuff. Blue Balls is busting my balls to keep in uniform during this war and I mistve slept at Auralin after killing Swats colonies last night.

You suck but I gotta find that flight suit.

Disgusted, Ruptia Yuhall

13/7/2010
To: Ruptia Yuhall
From: Merhione Granger

Dear Mr. Yuhall,

I use the words "dear" and "mr" without intention to grant you any respect. You must be a Vanasbara swamp gas addict, there is no way I would return an item to you.

I thought you were from the highest court of Evejene and named Epic (something) but now I know you are a vanasbaran swamp dweller.

Your pink flightsuits with purple trim are rediculous, mistve been designed by Miss Stang. I trashed yours, irregardless you wouldn't be able to get the *stains* out.

I thought PS stood for Psychotic now I understand it to mean Psoriasis cause y'all are a rash, we will have Auralin back!

Stop hanging out in Auralin and pm'ing me it's getting annoying.

Without respect,

Merhione Granger

13/7/2010
To: merhione granger
From: Ruptia Yuhall

Hey Monkey Ranger,

Give it a rest SWAT are all losers you will never get Auralin back. I know why you all wear yellow flight suits it's to cover your *stains* when we come down at you with guns blazing. You haven't really tried to take the station back, loser. Auralin will be ours forever.

I did have a Vanny Gas addiction but did 6 days in Doc Zoidberg's Rehab after Iron wouldn't let me join their army. Doing long transport seeking my HCA6 license and late nights at Merivian stations was hard. I'm cured but Doc Z must've poisoned me somehow cause I now have a fatal seafood allergy even looking at a lobster gives me hives. Gotta go back to bombing your colonies.

Ltr, Ruptia Yuhall

Lolz